Mark Chmura will most definetely not be invited to Patriots’ Camp. And yes, I believe Fuck to be worthy of a capital beginning.
On the same day news broke of Travis Henry’s ousting, the Patriots have decided to feature a teenager in their 2008 Cheerleading Squad. Bravo, Belichick. Making Gillette Stadium a pedophile-haven had not even crossed my mind of possible ways to fuck with Goodell.
First of all, what the hell are her parents thinking? A urine-soaked stadium of drunken New Englanders would not be the ideal place for my teenage daughter to hone her sexually suggestive dancing.
Thanks to Deadspin for the link
Travis Henry link via The Big Lead