Big Sexy gets all Hot and Bothered

Obvious headline!

Last nite Big Sexy took exception to what looked like nothing more than high heat and charged the poor Texas Rangers’ pitcher, batting helmet in one hand and fading respectability in the other. What a bush league move. Your 6’8 Richie Sexson, you don’t need a batting helmet to ensure Mortal Kombat. Sure sign of his diminishing confidence.

But honestly you got to feel for the Big Sexy. All huge and all and he ain’t been doing nothing the last two years. If only he had Trent Walker to guide him through these tough times.

“Richie your so fucking money, you don’t even know. And you got these fucking claws and these fangs, man! And you’re looking at your claws and you’re looking at your fangs. And you’re thinking to yourself, you don’t know what to do, man. “I don’t know how to kill the bunny.” With *this* you don’t know how to kill the bunny, do you know what I mean?” Swingers

Video via Deadspin

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