Update from yesterday’s post on RJ’s death grip. Supposedly he really DIDyell “Don’t you know who I am?” at the poor Midwestern boy, who turned out to be from South Dakota, which I think makes him more strangleable? What I don’t understand is why RJ would leave VC’s bday party, which is why they were at the bar, to go hang out with a group of anonymous South Dakotans. Is VC’s game as sporadic off the court as on? Did the South Dakotans have hotter ladies in their posse? Is bar etiquette taught in South Dakotan public schools? I need answers.
But seriously, RJ is a massive douchebag. I don’t see how yelling “Don’t you know who I am?” works in someone’s favor. How many times has this line initiated recognition in the history of man? Like 6. Plus RJ, you’re the third most recognizable face on your NBA team. From New Jersey. And you were in MINNESOTA. Did you notice every TV in the bar was showing high school hockey highlights? What an ass. I will now relegate him from VC’s sidekick to Bostjan Nachbars’.
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