Watch these two douches discuss the necessity of the “pimp-slap with a back hand” in Dirk’s repertoire. Was this commentary subbed in from the 1960s? How the hell can ABC allow their anchors to prescribe the “back hand” on national television?
Also, this is so contradictary to the preceding paragraph but whatever, I thought David West was some kind of fury ball but he appears to be caressing Dirk’s cheek, possibly to compare Serbian to German. Dirk doesn’t even flinch either like he has grown accustomed to Josh Howard’s hazy groping.