its official; god has an issue with the yanks. what else could explain the weather today? nothing, thats what. opening day has always been about rejuvenation, rebirth, and oppurtunity anew but god apparently wishes to give none to the yanks. he obviously believes the world is a better place with a struggling yanks team. but why punish us innocent jays fans? were nothin if not peacemakers. plus i had a six and some pizza on the way before i realized the opener was in doubt. while za n wings are always fantastic, they lose some sublimity when your watching tigers-royals instead of doc mowing down overrated d-bags.
i was hopin ol hank could conjure up some black magic n smite the rain clouds but he never arose from his lair. i suppose he felt his time was better suited watching party of five.