The inevitability of a Raptor’s Defe-gate

after discovering the hilariously unlikely osi umenyora rumor regardin his desire to shit on women’s chests (which i now declare for now and forever, Defe-gate), i was thinkin what would be the most bizarre, yet plausible, raptors rumor (like the rumor that suri cruise is the result of L. Ron Hubbard’s frozen sperm. not like richard gere and the gerbil) . id honestly believe any rumor involving primoz but the most likely would probably revolve around disgusted women revealing being questioned on their feelings regarding a slovenian tagteam. and the man asking was humphries.


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