BEWARE MYSTERIOUS MUSCLE IMBALANCE MAY CAUSE DENIAL OF STEROID USE

Just sifting through the reliable Star Jays page when i came across an article about Brandon League’s resurgence in this post-steroid crazy world which supposedly involves in the words of Mr. Allan Ryan, mysterious muscle imbalance. Now im no Raptors truther or anything but im pretty sure this kinda talk could get you blacklisted in the 50s. While i didnt know i had a labrum until yesterday, i’m pretty sure advances in sports medicine have ended the suspense of arm injuries. though this does sound like a great idea for the sequel to the butterfly effect (league = kutcher, ya know…fuck you) “wait i have the most curious inklin that something…in my muscles…is…not right” and then league transports to 2006 when everyone was happily enraged (hes off the juice i say) and yes i just cut kutcher out of my imaginary film, his career has really plummeted

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One response to “BEWARE MYSTERIOUS MUSCLE IMBALANCE MAY CAUSE DENIAL OF STEROID USE

  1. jays08

    i was just checkin kutcher’s imdb page and it is incredibly thin. strange, butterfly effect 2 may have a shot

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