Roles, don’t leave us with Marty. Roles?

 
According to MLB.com, it appears as if Scott Rolen will be sidelined until May with his boo-boo. Sweet. Nothing like seeing Martin (Marky? What is the dude’s name? always bodes well when you can’t remember the name of an opening day starter) Scutaro at 3rd base come Monday. Does he have an arm capable of making those long [...]

Really, Mr. Mitchell, Really?

have a 24 at hand tonite friends, your gonna need every one. mr. doug smith has dropped a bombshell on my joyful Wednesday; tonite, in your raptors starting lineup, TJ FORD. wow. lets get right into it by looking at the trusty +/- for the PGs the last three games:
TJ – Miami +15 in 22:39, @Cleveland -13 in 18:05, Denver [...]

aLexis Babe, yur a Greek god

just checkin out the mlb jays page and their reporting that JPizz and Alexis are close to inking a 6 year deal worth round 65 million with an option for a 7th year that would bring the total near the 80 mill mark. nice work JP. brutal work Alexis’ agent. who is representin this guy, master [...]

Suns Year

just finished watching the Suns-Pistons game and despite the Phoenix loss, I believe this is the year for them. being a good Canadian boy, i have always rooted for Nash and the suns to emerge from the west. though i declare my belief in the sun’s ability to breakthrough every year, i gotta say my [...]

Its the hat man

Ever since i bought this hat in February, things have gone awry for the jays. first janssen, then bj, then reed, now rolen, blast you devil cap!! get out of here ghost!! despite the hat’s penchant for wreaking havoc upon its team, its better than wearing one of the soon to be everywhere vintage caps. [...]

So Long Reed

just saw the sad news on espn’s front page; reed johnson has been cut by the blue jays.  the demise of johnson’s career with the jays has been quick and depressing. after enjoying a breakout year in 2006, reed was only able to play in 76 games in 2007 due to a herniated disk. i remember [...]

Provoking LeBron: Idiotic or Insane?

LeBron is unstoppable. there is no answer in the league to what LeBron brings to the table. guys 6′9 260 and scores at will. give him one reason to torch you and he will make it his goal to embarass. taking that into consideration, after the 1st half of last nite’s game, LeBron [...]

The Future of the Vikes: Love Boat II or Rings?

let me tell ya, im gettin excited for the upcoming draft. after receiving the savior that is Adrian Peterson last year, i feel optimism unprecedented in the post-Moss era. after riddin ourselves of the ignorant and lazy Troy ‘the bust’ Williamson (grandmother’s funeral, u got to know Childress better than that. also how does blazin speed not result in [...]

HOLY SHIT!! PLAN THE PARADE!!

Did you see the Raps game tonite? Talk about rejuvenation!! Cue up some Award campaigns!! After dominating a Miami team full of scrappy, motivated journeymen, the Raptors issued a stern warning to the league: WE ARE RESILIENT!! give us the depleted worst team in the league and we will devour them 6 times out of 10. Now [...]

Legitimacy of 40 Times

now i have no factual evidence to back up this theory besides the devastating cunning of the NFL. were all in agreement that the NFL is, by far, the best run league. look at their goddamn TV contracts; ABC was bidding beyond their profit margins just to air MNF. The NFL makes and breaks apparel companies; what [...]